What happens when you make a cur say "ouch"?

I assume you get arrested for battery.

As Unreal continues to not work when I need it to, I now have a working crouch mechanic. Do normal people's fingers reach far enough to hit left control? I know I'd just hit CAPS Lock any time I tried to hit shift. Would proning be assigned to page up or down? They say locomotion is easier than learning your ABCs, but your MENSA sister couldn't do this with ease, js.