Black holes are where God divided by zero

The first thing they teach you in Calculus is, if speed is distance over time, than how can one measure the speed of teleportation, and basically limits might be the solution. Now here I have some teleporting code that inevitably has some solution along the lines of "Compare replacing X with .001 vs -.001 to approximate the limit because X can't equal 0, etc". I also suspect Ganon is better at using L'Hopital's rule than I am. He's definitely better at this whole not being nocturnal business. So the doors and spawn points all have the right instance variables, so why don't the other two doors cooperate like the first one? The code for ignoring player input during the start of the boss room is now ignored as the subtitles are doing their job off camera.